The Non-Mom-Mom: New Year, New Identity
After much deliberation, I’ve decided that The Non-Mom-Mom is the name that best describes me and my new identity…
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Momming with the Non-Mom: Part 2 – Colic
Holy moly colic is a real b-word. My lovely little monster, literally gets kinda monstrous most nights…
Momming with the Non-Mom: Part 1
For the last 25 days, Mr. Opposite and myself have successfully kept our little peanut alive! She’s…
The Non-Mom: I’m Out. Mic Drop.
For 4 years I have worn my Non-Mom name and brand with pride. Dishing out advice to…
The Non-Mom: Things I’m not allowed to feel
Before I start this, I want you to know that I am excited to have my baby…
The Non-Mom: Don’t need no Minivan, Don’t need no SUV
So I realize with the impending birth of my daughter, I’m going to have to figure out…
Portland Variety: Insulting people, one pregnant woman at a time
UPDATE: After a few emails, I received a fantastic apology from their ownership/management. From Portland Variety: I…
The Non-Mom: Pregnancy Sucks
It seems to me that most women tend to look back fondly at the time they were pregnant. And, I’m…
11 things you learn about sex with age
Mom, dad, my brother, my mother in-law, and any family member on here who doesn’t want a…
Adjusting to Life in the Burbs
As I stood pumping gas at the station just a half mile up the road from my house,…
How Not to Make Mom Friends | The Non-Mom-Mom
How Not to Make Mom Friends | The Non-Mom-Mom
How Not to Make Mom Friends | The Non-Mom-Mom