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The myself trainer

By jennyus | on July 27, 2010 | 10 Comments
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A few weeks back I was channel surfing, when I stopped at Man in the Iron Mask. As per usual, I got right into it (I may love Leo just a touch).

Because I was so into the show, I did not continue my channel surfing when the commercials started to play, I watched them all. They were your typical Saturday afternoon commercials ex. yogurt commercials, lady time commercials and sad reality shows (I’m too fat, Love your naked self…etc).

BUT then came the next commercial. The ad started with a woman in her mid 40’s jumping on a trampoline admitting to the world that she could jump with out even a drizzle. What’s that all about? Did not expect that. This was when I questioned what channel I was watching. Turns out it was the Diva network  – which explains a lot.

This ‘trainer’ helps you strengthen you pelvic muscles. My initial thoughts were: Does a coach come to your house? Is it an instructional book? What kind of channel/show am I watching? AND maybe I need to rethink the type of programming that I watch because the show I was watching was targeted to 45+ women. Clearly I needed to answer my questions, so I went to the website: www.jumpformyself.com

Turns out, they are selling a ‘strengthener’ ‘trainer’ that to me, looks like something you would buy at Aren’t We Naughty.

The above picture is the:

Plus 3 Value Set

Myself® Trainer Value Set includes 3 additional sensors for consistent use.
Limited Time Free Shipping* ($21.95 value)
INCLUDES:

  • 1 Myself® Trainer with full-color display
  • 1 Vaginal Sensor with cover for hygienic storage
    PLUS 3 additional vaginal sensors
  • 1 Premium storage case
  • Easy, step-by-step Use & Care Guide
  • Progress Tracker, to see your results!

Yep, that’s right, a progress checker. You can now measure how strong your hoo-ha is, whenever you want. I’m thinking that this may be a whole new level of laziness. If a woman can’t bring herself to flex and compress and she needs a machine to do it for her, I’m pretty sure that today’s woman needs a good head shaking. Who knows though, maybe when I’m a grown-up I’ll rethink my position on this.

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10 Responses to “The myself trainer”

  1. July 27, 2010

    AC

    My birthday is coming up…

    • July 27, 2010

      jennyus

      Perfect. I was struggling with what to get you.

  2. July 28, 2010

    Stacey

    OMG!!!!!! This will crush the Ming-wa balls!

  3. August 2, 2010

    Helen Anderson

    Where can i buy the pelvic trainer.thank you

    • August 3, 2010

      jennyus

      Helen – I think you can order it here: http://www.themyselftrainer.com/Product.aspx?pid=7705

  4. August 3, 2010

    Jeanie

    H/ow do I order one

    • August 3, 2010

      jennyus

      I think you can order it here: http://www.themyselftrainer.com/Product.aspx?pid=7705

  5. August 4, 2010

    TONIA TURNER

    WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF PRODUCT WILL HELP ME? I HAVE HAD A PROBLEM WITH, WATER LEAKAGE FOR SOMETIME NOW! IAM ON DETROL LA,IT HELPS SOME,BUT I STILL HAVE TO WEAR A PAD AT ALL TIMES! I HATE THAT TO! TONIA TURNER

    • August 4, 2010

      jennyus

      Tonia – I really have no idea, I just saw a commercial. You should go to the website: http://www.jumpformyself.com

  6. August 11, 2010

    p

    just “myself.com”

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