Men of the world rejoice because you’ll get to see more skin over the next few days than you’ll see for the rest of winter, until swimsuit season. Yes friends, it’s that time of year. It’s the time of year when many woman and female-teens forget to put clothes on and walk around in their themed lingerie.
While some people opt for the cutesie, scary or historical figures, others of us look for the most flattering bustiers, grab some ears and forget to put pants on. What’s that all about?
It’s like we sit there and ponder…’what sexual fantasies do people have?’ and then respond to ourselves ‘That’s it! I know what I’ll be for Halloween, I’ll be a walking hard-on-inducer.’ We then march to the costume store and say ‘costume clerk, could you please direct me to your skankilicious costume section?’ Jeesh.
I think it’s because we’re all closet-ly into roll-playing, or maybe just maybe it’s because we want to feel sexy and desired.
Sadly, I have to admit that in my formative years, I too slightly jumped on the minimal clothes costume bandwagon when I dressed up as a French Maid one year and then a Puck Bunny the following year. Which I thought was hilarious, because to top off my PB costume that consisted of a jersey, short shorts, bunny ears, bunny feet, thigh highs (which had pink bows on them) and bunny tail, I also wore a pearl necklace…why you ask? Because I think I’m funny.
So dear readers, as many of you head to the costume store this Devils Night for your last minute costume, remember that on Halloween, boners are a plenty and make sure that before you buy that sexy witch costume that you’re comfortable with said boners being at attention due to your lack of pants.