In my 30 years of existence, there is something that I’ve noticed when it comes to cheaters: often, whether they know it or not, they want to get caught.

With that, let’s talk about Kristen Stewart, Old Balls, and Robert Pattinson.

When you’re a celebrity, all you have to do is go outside and someone will snap a picture of you. In general, you have to be on guard and looking awesome at all times, otherwise you’ll be plastered on the cover of US Weekly looking like Brittany Spears…no one wants that.

Knowing this information, one would be pretty delusional to think that kissing another woman’s hubby, that’s not your boyfriend…in public, would not be all over the internets (yes, internets) the following day. To me, that’s just plain old dumb. I once had a boyfriend who made out with a girl at a bar in front of all my friends…I’m going to bet, that his goal was for me to find out.

Secondly, Edward Cullen was very openly adamant about keeping their personal life private. And for ‘no expression’ Stewart to publicly admit, apologize, and confess her love, seems to me like she was just stirring the pot. What’s that all about? I know, when I’m in a fight, sometimes I know I say/do things just to make the fight a little worse. I can’t always help it though…I’m part crazy.

Anyway, it appears to me like this girl wants out, or a change, or something. Regardless, she just made her entire life a mess. And although I don’t personally know her, their relationship, and I am not an expert in any sort of fashion, I think she wanted to get caught. Otherwise, she would have kept her affair out of the public eye and in the privacy of a tawdry hotel room/bachelor pad. JS-ing.