Did you know that the Muppets are communists? Neither did I until last week when Fox News told me.
And, thank goodness they did; for my entire life, I’ve loved the Muppets. Little did I know that their colours were red. Really, I should have seen this coming – isn’t sharing a Communist value anyway? Luckily, they also warned against Captain Planet and Al Gore. I mean, really, who thinks that saving the environment is a good idea anyway? That’s not profitable. Keep your lights on. Cut down all the trees! We need the lumber to print more money for banks to poorly invest anyway. Also, if it wasn’t for Fox News, I’d accept people who were different than me, hate pollution and I wouldn’t believe that the white way was the right way. What’s that all about? Sarcasm obviously.
What’s obscene, is that Fox News is, #1 considered a news source and #2, allowed to air on TV, as they consistently promote racism and fear.
Fox News, in my opinion, is an embarrassment to journalism. Yep. I just said that. It’s my firm belief that this program is the main reason why many people the world over, have such a poor opinion of Americans. By keeping their general public uninformed and spouting fear and hatred, they are able to manipulate their audience into becoming a mass of Right Wing idiots.
Because… if it’s on the news, it has to be true.
Examples of racism:
Examples of blaming Canada: