I’ve touched on the Fro-zone before, but I’d now like to go deeper into it. Men always complain about the ‘Friend-zone’ but what they don’t realize is that the ‘Fro-zone’ is borderline permanent. It’s like falling down a well – it would take A LOT of work to get out of it. With the ‘Friend-zone’, all you have to do is something over the top romantic and you are in the clear. Really… it’s not fair.
The Fro-zone – what’s that all about?
When an attractive woman gets categorized by most of the men in her life as one of the bros. Perfectly normal-ish, fun, attractive enough girls, that are no longer viewed as being a little fox that dudes want to ‘mack’ on but just another buddy they want help from to meet the girls they actually want to ‘mack’ on. The fro-zone is the exact opposite of the hot-zone…it’s like being Janet in Three’s Company.
If you start to sense that you are being shuffled by someone you find interesting into this column of women, immediately take your shirt off. This is your only course of action. Unless you remind them that you have breasts, they will put you into the Fro-zone and you will never get out.
I’m kidding. Kind of.