I’ve touched on the Fro-zone before, but I’d now like to go deeper into it. Men always complain about the ‘Friend-zone’ but what they don’t realize is that the ‘Fro-zone’ is borderline permanent. It’s like falling down a well – it would take A LOT of work to get out of it. With the ‘Friend-zone’, all you have to do is something over the top romantic and you are in the clear. Really… it’s not fair.
The Fro-zone – what’s that all about?
When an attractive woman gets categorized by most of the men in her life as one of the bros. Perfectly normal-ish, fun, attractive enough girls, that are no longer viewed as being a little fox that dudes want to ‘mack’ on but just another buddy they want help from to meet the girls they actually want to ‘mack’ on. The fro-zone is the exact opposite of the hot-zone…it’s like being Janet in Three’s Company.
The solution
If you start to sense that you are being shuffled by someone you find interesting into this column of women, immediately take your shirt off. This is your only course of action. Unless you remind them that you have breasts, they will put you into the Fro-zone and you will never get out.
I’m kidding. Kind of.
5 Responses to “The Fro-zone”
October 22, 2010
ErinAhhh Woody I knew it! A shirts off dance party is always the solution. Perfect.
October 22, 2010
MelissaDoes it only work if you twist it around your head and wave it like a helicopter??? You is too funny Woodall.
January 10, 2011
Men and woman can’t be friends – Pt. 1[...] here, we were just friends…these dudes were in the friend-zone with me and I was in the fro-zone with them). As a teen, I assumed that we’d maintain this kind of friendship [...]
June 13, 2012
What I’ve learned about men…in the last year | Jen talks too much.[...] hence why I was single for so long (I may be a wee bit crazy). I also, would often try the friend approach to get to dudes. What’s that all about? The friend card is a foolish way to lay your hand. You can’t [...]
September 13, 2012
StarkIt’s so true! But I’m too chicken. Alas. =D